So, because this has been bothering me for a while I figured I should make a list of reasons why my roommate sucks/the things she does which anger me. These are things that I think should either be common sense or just common courtesy for the people you live with and it boggles my mind how someone can be this way. I really don't understand and I figured the best way to get this anger out without actually yelling in her face how much of a piece of shit she is is by writing it all out. (Again. Because epic facebook message to Xio is incomplete now though some things were taken word for word from that).

So I think we shall make bulleted points and maybe arrange them by area in the apartment and add some pictures here and there where they apply/where I have taken them it the past. Hokay, here goes.

• The lights are always on. And not just her lights. ALL the lights in the apartment. There are four lights besides our rooms: kitchen, living room, hallway and bathroom. She is home all of 5 minutes if that and most if not all of those lights are on and where is she? She's in her room, meaning she does not need to have any of those on. Usually whenever I come out of my room (which is rare) I go around turning off the lights before I go and do what I actually came out to do. So turn off the fucking lights you piece of shit!
• Same goes for the TV. She has a little one which she has in the living room. Many times I have come out and seen that it's on and she's in her room on her computer. WTF? Is there a reason for that? Do you ENJOY wasting energy? I know you're not paying the electricity bill here but I bet it's assholes like you that eventually get tuition raised. Ok so probably not but whatever. So yeah, I have also often just gone ahead and turned if off.
• She is so fucking loud in everything she does. The TV is always on super loud. Her music is always on super loud. Her VOICE is unbearably loud. The walls are pretty thin and I understand that, but something about her voice is horrible and just passes through the walls like no one's business. I mean, she had some people over yesterday (which I didn't mind) and they were playing games and everyone else's voice was just fine but hers was so loud!
• She leaves her AIM sounds on. Personally I find those to be the most annoying sounds ever and I don't see how she cannot feel the same. But more annoying than the fact that she has them on when she's in the room, she also leaves them on when she's not even fucking there. So I just keep hearing in and can't do anything about it cause her room is locked.
• She always talks to her parents on the phone every day. Oh how nice. Are you not a senior? Shouldn't you have learned by now that some separation is good? She tells them every day what she's eaten. I'm pretty sure they don't give a shit and neither do I so STFU! My happiest moments of wakefulness are when she's asleep.
• She will randomly burst into song ALL THE TIME. Go join a fucking choir if you wanna sing. Don't bother me with it cause I don't want to hear it. You'd think she would have noticed a trend seeing how I always raise the volume of my music or whatever I'm watching when she starts singing or talking to her parents or anything loudly. But it probably doesn't register in her piece of shit brain cause her stuff is always uber loud too.
• Apparently she sleeps to the sound of waves? Or some such bullshit. The first time I heard it I thought she was snoring but it is too regular and for it to be exactly the same is impossible. So yeah I hear it loud and clear cause the vents for the heat/air whatever is all connected so it most likely comes through that and holy shit WTF even at three in the morning when I'm about to go to sleep. Seriously, DO YOU NOT KNOW THE SLEEP FUNCTION? USE IT! Save me from not being able to sleep! Sure I listen to music when I go to sleep but usually I make it so it stops after x amount of time and it sure as hell is not as loud as her waves have to be for me to hear them so well. AGH! It's so repetitive it kills. (As you can probably tell, I have a serious problem with repetitive sounds)
• It is impossible to walk in socks in the apartment because the the floor is so dirty. Especially the kitchen area but everything in general. At home we all take our shoes off before we enter our house. This helps to keep it clean and not spread around dirt and keep the carpets clean. Well fuckface here does not do that, which makes it impossible for me to do since I don't want to get my socks or feet dirty either.

• In za kitchen: We have very little counter space in the kitchen. There's like a mini space next to the stove and it would be more than enough to use to do whatever you need to do. HOWEVER, slutho feels the need to keep her clean dishes drying on a towel/ now her draining rack there which means that now there is NO prep space. WTF. I told her from the beginning of the year that I was not going to use the diswasher to actually wash dishes so I thought we could put our stuff to dry there and that's what **I** have been doing since the beginning of time, but I guess it's not cool enough for her.
• Every surface in the kitchen is gross. The floor, the table, the itty bitty prep space and the stovetop. I rarely cook there (Before cause of the dirty, now cause I have no more food) but at least when I did I would clean up after myself. There's always oil splatter and huge olive oil spills on the stovetop and she doesn't clean it up! How fucking hard is it to get piece of paper towel and clean it up? The paper towel is situated RIGHT NEXT TO THE STOVE.
• There are also crazy crumbs all over the table. Does she not use plates? She must case there are so many in the sink all the time!. I have not eaten at that table once cause it's gross and I wouldn't want to be there anyway. I don't want you to talk to me or your company, twat!
• Also, she leaves her butter out! On the table! It's just there, oxidizing. It's not even in a little container or anything! I am so tempted to drop dirt in it or something and be like "Oh so sorry, it just flew in there, maybe if you put it IN something or in the fridge this wouldn't happen"
• She does not replace the paper towels when she finishes them. I would think it's natural to think to replace it if you've just finished it. It's not like she has to go out and buy some more. There's a huge pack just sitting there that I bought at the beginning of the year.
• The whole apartment smells because she just throws out anything in the garbage without any consideration of what kind of thing it is. She throws stuff in there like meat wrappings or eggs shells without washing them out. No shit it smells. Those things create such bad smells when you just leave them out. How old are you to not know that?
• There are always dishes in the sink. And not just a few either. So many! This was episode one (not so bad), this episode five (pretty bad), and this episode one million! EVERY DAAAAY! DDX This makes it so I can't was my own dishes there and so that I have to go and do it in the sink in the bathroom. I shouldn't HAVE to do this. The same way how I want to "accidentally" drop dirt in her butter I want to accidentally break one of her wine glasses or plates (or both!) in the sink so I can say, "Sorry, I was trying to wash my dishes accidentally hit it cause I didn't have any space!" But I'm sure she wouldn't get that hint because she is DUMB SHIT!
• I think she must be somewhat retarded cause she even has troubles recycling. She will often put plastic bottles in the paper recycling. What, you too LAZY to take out the plastics? Cause really that's the only reason she does that. But it's more fun of thinking of her as retarded. Also, she never rinses out her recycling. Well, that's gonna smell too, genius! It takes all of five seconds to get some water on that. Also the other day I found a water bottle half-full in the recycling. You can help recycle water by dumping it in the sink, dumbass!

• On we move to the living room. So there are empty bottles on the windowsill like place. There has been a new addition since this picture. Hey, Gomi, did you know, TRASH IS NOT DECORATION?
• Our living room has a couch and a coffee table. One time she was not home I went to sit there to just chill cause you know, I live here too. Only WHAT do I find? Oh look, the floor is covered with nail clippings! Oh yeah, that's not gross at all. So I had to vacuum that shit up before I could have a chilling. Sure, if this is your own room, having nails on your floor all you want, but fuck, this is the living room. It is not just your space but a SHARE space, so clean up your shit! I understand if like one falls while you're cutting your nails but this was not just one or two. This was like nails have been cut here several times and all ten (if not twenty) finger nails have been allowed to fall freely.
• Also, she has started leaving her shoes under the coffee table. Um....again, this is not your room. Keep your shoes there plzkthnx.

• Bathroom saved for last so retsu go~ At one point she found a poster sale or something along those lines and decided to buy many a thing to decorate our place with. She put all these up without asking me. Personally I don't care cause I don't spend any time outside of my room anyway. I was just really confused with this one. Thank you for the helicopters next to the toilet? (Yes, we do live in one of the designated handicapped apartments? Mebbe?)
• One thing I thank god for every time is that there are two sinks in the bathroom. Her sink is always ridiculously disgusting. There's this weird gross-looking things stuck in the grate thing at the bottom and there's little hairs everywhere and seriously it is so gross and so cluttered. Guess which one is my sink!
• She NEVER changes the toilet paper rolls. I mean is it so fucking hard? The toilet paper is all of three feet away, if that (You can see where it is in the sink picture above). All you gotta do is bend down and take one and put it on the spinny thing. BUT NO. Too hard for dumb useless piece of shit apparently. Though the other day she did get a new roll, but she couldn't even put it on the actual roll thing that will allow for easier acces? She just had it on top. I left it seeing if she'd eventually put it on but no. We has nossing.
• Also, that ONE roll she got ONCE was the last one in the pack, did she throw out the plastic covering? NO she just left it on the ground with the other packs of toilet paper.
• There are always pubes and other particles (I dunno what the fuck they are, lint from clothes? from toilet paper? I srsly don't know. It's def not pee but still that was written in the epic message, but we have pee splatter sometimes now too) on the the toilet seat and I'm like SERIOUSLY? WHO FUCKING DOES THAT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I mean, isn't this all just common fucking courtesy? Do YOU want to have my pee and whatnot to clean up before you can pee? NO I'M SURE YOU DON'T CAUSE NO ONE DOES.
• And lastly to be added to the list was mentioned in the post yesterady, but sure, take the liberty to draw all over the mirrors with dry erase markers, but please keep it on your side of the mirrors! You might be short enough that the oh so lovely clouds of ugly don't interfere with your view but we're not all chibisuke like you, kay? Some of us actually grew. I don't even know how she drew those. Must have climbed on the sink.
• She needs to start removing her hair from the drain and walls of the shower again or I'ma choke a bitch. She does not want to mess in a hair war with me cause I have so much more hair that falls out than her. I could leave her a fucking masterpiece on the wall and still a bunch in the drains. DON'T FUCKING MESS, TWATWAFFLE!

And so we have it. My list of hate. I hope I don't have anything more to add to this in the future cause that would just be sad for Gomi. So I really hope I can endure this for seven more months and don't suddenly snap at her. But that is partly the reason why we is writing this in the precious. ~_^

I have mentioned this to some people before but I am contemplating leaving post-its all over the apartment at the end of the year before moving out at the locations where any of these complaints can best be pointed out. So I really hope I'm moving out first!

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